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I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. The reasonsfor this are:1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.2) They just don’t give a damn.